Charlie Jane

Jun 02

dozydozy: cats in cups best thing ever

dozydozy:

cats in cups best thing ever

(Source: keuyi)

May 30

baturday: So much for The Dark Knight Rises… hahahahahaha

baturday:

So much for The Dark Knight Rises…

hahahahahaha

(via dozydozy)

May 28

rapcat: I’ll take four please

rapcat:

I’ll take four please

(Source: lindseyike, via highwaysunset)

May 27

What to do when you suck at DIY -

katesowens:

DIY Project 1: Hand-Crafted Gourmet Artisinal Sandwich

The best thing about this DIY project is that I bet you already have all the ingredients at home. Both kids and adults can enjoy this one, too.

You’ll need:
-a knife
-two pieces of bread
-jelly
-peanut butter
-1 plate

Step 1: Buy some bread (it doesn’t matter what kind)
Step 2: Slather on some jelly on one side (it doesn’t matter which side)
Step 3: Put some peanut butter on the OTHER side (for this one it kind of matters, but still–not that much)
Step 4: Put it on a plate and enjoy (Instragram that ishhh so people know you actually did it yourself)

DIY Project 2: *Super Cute* Closet Organizers

You’ll need:
-a cardboard box
-stickers (I prefer Lisa Frank)

Step 1: Empty out any old cardboard box
Step 2:  Apply stickers on as desired (kinda makes more sense to put them on the outside–but again, doesn’t really matter)
Step 3: Put stuff back in the box and put it in your closet.

DIY Project 3: Become a Rap Star

You’ll need:
-Laptop
-Your diary
-Rap name

Step 1: Find a passage of your diary (can be someone else’s)
Step 2: Read aloud and record yourself on your laptop
Step 3: Put your video on YouTube and make it SEO friendly
Step 4: Sit back and watch The New York Times pick you up

(via truebluemeandyou)

May 26

I hate the concept of the “flatform” shoe. They are ugly and look impossible to walk in. All of them look like someone who thinks we are still in the 1970s was inspired to make shoes inspired by the movie Spice World….

I hate the concept of the “flatform” shoe. They are ugly and look impossible to walk in. All of them look like someone who thinks we are still in the 1970s was inspired to make shoes inspired by the movie Spice World….

May 23

life: fashionrevealed: Photo from Life magazine on 3 Feb 1941, pg 35.  From a spread announcing the arrival of colored stockings as a must-have item for the season. BRIGHT WOOLS, LISLE, GO NORTH AND SOUTH “A rush of colored legs is likely to be encountered anywhere this year. These wool hose are being worn for skiing with the new short ski skirts, for outdoor skating, and for all casual wear with country tweeds. Youngsters may substitute them for the knee length hose they loved but many boys hated. Older women who blushed at the thought of naked knees are pouncing on them because they are gay and practical. The vivid lisle hose with matching gloves are the giddiest note at southern resorts, day and night.”

life:

fashionrevealed:

Photo from Life magazine on 3 Feb 1941, pg 35.  From a spread announcing the arrival of colored stockings as a must-have item for the season.

BRIGHT WOOLS, LISLE, GO NORTH AND SOUTH

“A rush of colored legs is likely to be encountered anywhere this year. These wool hose are being worn for skiing with the new short ski skirts, for outdoor skating, and for all casual wear with country tweeds. Youngsters may substitute them for the knee length hose they loved but many boys hated. Older women who blushed at the thought of naked knees are pouncing on them because they are gay and practical. The vivid lisle hose with matching gloves are the giddiest note at southern resorts, day and night.”

ianbrooks: Sandworms of Saturn by Robin E. Kaplan / the gorgonist Prints available at etsy. I’ve seen the Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Artist: website / artworkfolio

ianbrooks:

Sandworms of Saturn by Robin E. Kaplan / the gorgonist

Prints available at etsy. I’ve seen the Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.

Artist: website / artworkfolio

(via dozydozy)

Just looks at grades, totally shocked that I got an A- in each of the classes I took. Especially when I did all of my homework and papers the day before they were due. Someone as lazy as me should not have a 3.67 GPA

Just looks at grades, totally shocked that I got an A- in each of the classes I took. Especially when I did all of my homework and papers the day before they were due. Someone as lazy as me should not have a 3.67 GPA

truebluemeandyou: DIY “I Knit So I Won’t Kill People” Glitter Pillow Tutorial. I posted a similar pillow Donatella did here (also link to a pattern with a similar quote in knitted form) using the same freezer paper stencil. Donatella’s paint recomendations are always spot on because she actually washes whatever she makes and after she washed this the glitter paint was still there! Tutorial from inspiration & realisation here.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY “I Knit So I Won’t Kill People” Glitter Pillow Tutorial. I posted a similar pillow Donatella did here (also link to a pattern with a similar quote in knitted form) using the same freezer paper stencil. Donatella’s paint recomendations are always spot on because she actually washes whatever she makes and after she washed this the glitter paint was still there! Tutorial from inspiration & realisation here.